Portuguese Racing Sardine Club

Nestling in the heart of the Hampshire countryside, at what is reputed to be the source of the Hamble river are the headquarters of the Portuguese Racing Sardine Club

 Given its location at the accepted source of the River Hamble  racing can now only be held on extremely high tides, perhaps an effect of global warming, excessive dredging or marina development on the river. 

Alternatively it may be that the headquarters are also the gents toilets at the Hampshire Bowman pub, the decline may be just impact of the UK nanny state causing increased sobriety?