Commuter misery

The commute from Southampton to London is bad enough normally, but after such a fantastic weekend it's especially bad.

So for all those commuters on the morning train...

The South West train is late again
Commuters in despair!

The South West train is late again
Mutiny’s in the air

The South West train is late again
Forced to stand and stare

The South West train is late again
We’re pulling out our hair!

The South West train is late again
The rails need repair!

The South West train is late again
Delays we have to bear

The South West train is late again
It’s slow beyond compare

The South West train is late again
The staff they just don’t care

The South West train is late again
They just jack up the fare

The South West train is late again
You’d think they wouldn’t dare!

The South West train is late again
It’s really quite a mare

The South West train is late again
Moving is quite rare

The South West train is late again
You’d think they have a spare!

The South West train is late again
To work we want to tear

The South West train is late again
Are we nearly there?